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Y Combinator to wire $500k in 'whichever stablecoin still pegs by demo day'
The accelerator will park funds in a pool of 17 stablecoins, then convert each startupâs $500,000 into whichever token is still closest to $1 at their exact demo day time slot.

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Y Combinator will begin wiring its standard $500,000 investment in âwhichever stablecoin still pegs by demo day,â according to an internal memo circulated to founders enrolled in its latest batch.
âIf no stablecoin is within 15% of $1, the memo says the investment will be made in âYC Meal Credits, redeemable for office snacks and drip coffee at participating locations.ââ
The move formalizes the acceleratorâs first broad-based exposure to what it described as âdollar-adjacent digital cash instruments,â and replaces the default practice of wiring U.S. dollars or a single pre-selected stablecoin.
Under the new framework, YC will deposit funds into a diversified pool of 17 dollar-pegged assets, ranging from major issuers to what the memo called âemerging regulatory curiosities,â then convert the entire amount into whichever one is âclosest to $1.00 at the time of each companyâs demo day slot.â
âThe goal is to back founders while remaining neutral on which stablecoin survives the quarter,â a YC spokesperson said, adding that a proprietary âPeg Resilience Indexâ will determine eligibility.
Analysts at JPMorgan, in a note titled âWhoâs Still at $1.00?â, said that from 2020 to 2024, 63% of the top 20 stablecoins by volume spent at least 20 consecutive minutes off their peg, with a median drift of 4.7%.
They estimated YCâs approach could reduce single-issuer risk by 82%, while increasing ânarrative volatilityâ in investor update emails by approximately 240%.
Several founders in the current YC batch said the new policy had already influenced their treasury strategies, with one crypto infrastructure CEO confirming they now run weekly simulations of outcomes ranging from âUSDC at $0.91â to âour entire round arriving in a token that only trades on one Bulgarian exchange during local business hours.â
âWeâre basically long YCâs ability to guess which synthetic dollar wonât explode before we ship,â the founder said.
Stablecoin issuers privately welcomed the change, with one major player proposing a marketing partnership to temporarily re-peg its token to â1 YC-backed startup shareâ during demo day week, according to a person familiar with the discussions.
Regulators are âmonitoring developments with routine bewilderment,â an SEC staff attorney said, noting that any formal guidance would likely follow âa 4,000-page risk disclosure, two partial government shutdowns and at least one stablecoin obituary.â
YC has created a Peg Review Committee that will meet hourly during demo day to track live prices, blockchain congestion and what the memo describes as âvibe-adjusted depeg risk,â backed by a dashboard that refreshes every 11 seconds and runs 3,200 probabilistic collapse scenarios per startup.
If, at the time of a companyâs presentation, no stablecoin is within 15% of $1, the memo says the investment will be made in âYC Meal Credits, redeemable for office snacks and drip coffee at participating locations.â
The accelerator is also exploring extending the model to future batches by wiring funds on âwhichever L2 hasnât halted for upgrades that morning,â and piloting SAFEs indexed to the âcontinued operational status of global payment systems.â
According to the memo, YC ultimately aims to âmodernize early-stage financing so that founders are not merely building against market risk, but against the ongoing viability of money itself.â





