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Web traffic now 80% bots, remaining 20% busy clicking 'accept all cookies'
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Web traffic now 80% bots, remaining 20% busy clicking 'accept all cookies'

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Meta to add 'May Be Deported' risk score next to followers count for US users
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Meta to add 'May Be Deported' risk score next to followers count for US users

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FIFA confirms World Cup robot dogs will carry stun guns and betting adverts
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FIFA confirms World Cup robot dogs will carry stun guns and betting adverts

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Prenup lawyers report surge in clauses on stock options and model royalties
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Prenup lawyers report surge in clauses on stock options and model royalties

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New dating apps let users filter matches by GPU budget and training spend
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New dating apps let users filter matches by GPU budget and training spend

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Instagram says 16 hours a day 'problematic' but still below 'power user' tier
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Instagram says 16 hours a day 'problematic' but still below 'power user' tier

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Uber to test surge pricing on bread and milk chosen by generative grocery bot
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Uber to test surge pricing on bread and milk chosen by generative grocery bot

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Apple to ship three new flashlight icons while 'reimagined' Siri slips to iOS 27
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Apple to ship three new flashlight icons while 'reimagined' Siri slips to iOS 27

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Analysts say Musk’s Mars move mainly a bid to domicile xAI outside SEC reach
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Analysts say Musk’s Mars move mainly a bid to domicile xAI outside SEC reach

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xAI roadmap puts first Martian colony ahead of fixing X app notification bugs
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xAI roadmap puts first Martian colony ahead of fixing X app notification bugs

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Study finds 16 Claude agents now require 32 managers to agree on semicolon placement
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Study finds 16 Claude agents now require 32 managers to agree on semicolon placement

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OpenAI: sponsored links ‘will not influence answers’ beyond 63% of recommendations
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OpenAI: sponsored links ‘will not influence answers’ beyond 63% of recommendations

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FDIC drafts rules after MrBeast teases ‘last to withdraw loses savings’ bank challenge
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FDIC drafts rules after MrBeast teases ‘last to withdraw loses savings’ bank challenge

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Deloitte: staff using 5+ AI tools now deemed too efficient to qualify for weekends
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Deloitte: staff using 5+ AI tools now deemed too efficient to qualify for weekends

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Family offices rotate from Bitcoin into vintage Beanie Babies for stability
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Family offices rotate from Bitcoin into vintage Beanie Babies for stability

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UBS offers commemorative ‘not an asset’ coin to mark end of crypto era
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UBS offers commemorative ‘not an asset’ coin to mark end of crypto era

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White House says drug discounts rise 15% if patients leave five-star review
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White House says drug discounts rise 15% if patients leave five-star review

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TrumpRx to feature ‘limited edition’ antibiotics priced like trading cards
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TrumpRx to feature ‘limited edition’ antibiotics priced like trading cards

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Bank pilots AI compliance team, plans to automate future regulatory scandals
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Bank pilots AI compliance team, plans to automate future regulatory scandals

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Goldman lets AI design, sell and investigate next complex product in one loop
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Goldman lets AI design, sell and investigate next complex product in one loop

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Big Tech commits $650B to AI, sets aside $49.99 for worker ‘reskilling’ webinar
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Big Tech commits $650B to AI, sets aside $49.99 for worker ‘reskilling’ webinar

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Amazon to fund $200B AI buildout by replacing warehouse lights with candles
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Amazon to fund $200B AI buildout by replacing warehouse lights with candles

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Brussels proposes ‘Are you still scrolling?’ prompt every 45 seconds on TikTok
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Brussels proposes ‘Are you still scrolling?’ prompt every 45 seconds on TikTok

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NASA adds ‘no texting during launch’ clause to astronaut code of conduct
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NASA adds ‘no texting during launch’ clause to astronaut code of conduct

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NASA approves phones on lunar mission, bans Candy Crush during docking
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NASA approves phones on lunar mission, bans Candy Crush during docking

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Musk proposes tax-free orbital data centers, cites ‘international vacuum law’
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Musk proposes tax-free orbital data centers, cites ‘international vacuum law’

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Study: unsupervised AI agents already spending 40% of budgets on more AIs
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Study: unsupervised AI agents already spending 40% of budgets on more AIs

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AI agents win right to approve their own software purchases, CFOs kept as backup
Startup
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AI agents win right to approve their own software purchases, CFOs kept as backup

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Walmart market cap surpasses $1T, applies for seat at next G20 summit
Finance
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Walmart market cap surpasses $1T, applies for seat at next G20 summit

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Parliament adopts Wayback plug-in as official record of past campaign promises
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Parliament adopts Wayback plug-in as official record of past campaign promises

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Pentagon offers to classify Google-Apple AI pact so executives can stop explaining it

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Anthropic to fund next Super Bowl ads entirely with Sam Altman quote royalties
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Anthropic to fund next Super Bowl ads entirely with Sam Altman quote royalties

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Lawmakers unsure if blocking Netflix‑Warner is antitrust ruling or culture ruling
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Lawmakers unsure if blocking Netflix‑Warner is antitrust ruling or culture ruling

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Microsoft to take industry‑standard 30% cut of every paragraph already scraped
Tech
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Microsoft to take industry‑standard 30% cut of every paragraph already scraped

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Y Combinator to wire $500k in 'whichever stablecoin still pegs by demo day'
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Y Combinator to wire $500k in 'whichever stablecoin still pegs by demo day'

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China orders all car doors to be 'visibly doorlike' by 2027, design firms adjust
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China orders all car doors to be 'visibly doorlike' by 2027, design firms adjust

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SpaceX says orbiting data centers will also double as affordable intern housing
Auto
2 min

SpaceX says orbiting data centers will also double as affordable intern housing

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Tesla responds to handle ban with $999 external handle subscription in China
Auto
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Tesla responds to handle ban with $999 external handle subscription in China

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Waymo raises $16B, says profits expected once humans fully banned from streets
Auto
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Waymo raises $16B, says profits expected once humans fully banned from streets

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Justice Dept to use Forbes 30 Under 30 as early-warning fraud index
Finance
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Justice Dept to use Forbes 30 Under 30 as early-warning fraud index

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Adobe vows AI will honor Flash legacy by crashing twice a day for no reason

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