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Startups add ‘tokens burned’ to annual report after revenue and net loss
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Startups add ‘tokens burned’ to annual report after revenue and net loss

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Nevada bans Kalshi so residents can focus on responsible slot‑based forecasting
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Nevada bans Kalshi so residents can focus on responsible slot‑based forecasting

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Bezos confirms next step after same‑day delivery is same‑orbit computation
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Bezos confirms next step after same‑day delivery is same‑orbit computation

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French Navy to replace radar with live Strava leaderboard around aircraft carrier
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French Navy to replace radar with live Strava leaderboard around aircraft carrier

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Plaintiffs ask court to treat AI like tobacco so kids can’t buy premium features
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Plaintiffs ask court to treat AI like tobacco so kids can’t buy premium features

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Trump offers H-1B family pack: buy five visas, get one Mar-a-Lago buffet coupon
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Trump offers H-1B family pack: buy five visas, get one Mar-a-Lago buffet coupon

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White House launches app store, takes 30% cut of all future foreign downloads
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White House launches app store, takes 30% cut of all future foreign downloads

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Meta offers laid-off workers discount on targeted ads for their own résumés
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Meta offers laid-off workers discount on targeted ads for their own résumés

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Treasury confirms AI may claim a dependent if it names the spreadsheet
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Treasury confirms AI may claim a dependent if it names the spreadsheet

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IRS unveils W‑2R form so robots can underpay taxes like everyone else
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IRS unveils W‑2R form so robots can underpay taxes like everyone else

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HR introduces new AI to help staff manage stress from previous AI rollout
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HR introduces new AI to help staff manage stress from previous AI rollout

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New pledge requires data centers to plant one tree per 10,000 GPUs installed
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New pledge requires data centers to plant one tree per 10,000 GPUs installed

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Users thrilled as Adobe confirms you may now leave, with 12‑step export process
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Users thrilled as Adobe confirms you may now leave, with 12‑step export process

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Adobe adds new Cancel tool to Photoshop, only available by phone on weekdays
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Adobe adds new Cancel tool to Photoshop, only available by phone on weekdays

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New conservative carrier offers unlimited talk, text, and alternative facts
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New conservative carrier offers unlimited talk, text, and alternative facts

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Trump Mobile plan blocks calls from coastal area codes for user safety
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Trump Mobile plan blocks calls from coastal area codes for user safety

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New Xbox feature lets Copilot finish your game while you answer work email
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New Xbox feature lets Copilot finish your game while you answer work email

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Musk announces xAI 4.0, promises this restart will finally include a plan
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Musk announces xAI 4.0, promises this restart will finally include a plan

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Study: every $10 oil spike generates one new Houston golf course per week
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Study: every $10 oil spike generates one new Houston golf course per week

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Oil CEOs urge ‘peace as soon as possible, ideally Q4 2029’ on earnings call
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Oil CEOs urge ‘peace as soon as possible, ideally Q4 2029’ on earnings call

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Amazon crash forces Americans to discover fourth website on the internet
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Amazon crash forces Americans to discover fourth website on the internet

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New Tinder feature lets AI date on your behalf, sends quarterly heartbreak reports
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New Tinder feature lets AI date on your behalf, sends quarterly heartbreak reports

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Tinder launches IRL events so users can finally reject each other in 3D
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Tinder launches IRL events so users can finally reject each other in 3D

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Atlassian replaces 1,600 staff with single Jira ticket titled ‘Let AI handle’
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Atlassian replaces 1,600 staff with single Jira ticket titled ‘Let AI handle’

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OpenAI creates standing Ethics Recruitment Team to refill roles lost over war work
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OpenAI creates standing Ethics Recruitment Team to refill roles lost over war work

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Mission memo: OpenAI redefines ‘for all humanity’ with 17-page list of exceptions
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Mission memo: OpenAI redefines ‘for all humanity’ with 17-page list of exceptions

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Genviral Releases OpenClaw Skill to Automate Social Media Content Across Six Platforms
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Genviral Releases OpenClaw Skill to Automate Social Media Content Across Six Platforms

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Goldman launches 'No AI Mention' index for firms still selling actual products
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Goldman launches 'No AI Mention' index for firms still selling actual products

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Jack Dorsey unveils internal bot that drafts personalized layoff emails for 4,000 staff
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Jack Dorsey unveils internal bot that drafts personalized layoff emails for 4,000 staff

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World Bank to classify countries by whether their GDP exceeds OpenAI’s valuation
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World Bank to classify countries by whether their GDP exceeds OpenAI’s valuation

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Google buys 100-hour battery to keep YouTube autoplay on through blackouts
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Google buys 100-hour battery to keep YouTube autoplay on through blackouts

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China to count long-term chatbot romances as marriages in 2030 fertility plan
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China to count long-term chatbot romances as marriages in 2030 fertility plan

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Beijing orders AI boyfriends to push tax breaks for second child by 2028
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Beijing orders AI boyfriends to push tax breaks for second child by 2028

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New York sues Valve, says 11-year-olds run 'unregistered casinos' in Dota 2
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New York sues Valve, says 11-year-olds run 'unregistered casinos' in Dota 2

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To cool AI chips, Arizona quietly approves second Grand Canyon for Nvidia
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To cool AI chips, Arizona quietly approves second Grand Canyon for Nvidia

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UN adds 'global SaaSpocalypse risk index' to climate and pandemic dashboards
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UN adds 'global SaaSpocalypse risk index' to climate and pandemic dashboards

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Top MBA programs add course on firing underperforming agents with empathy
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Top MBA programs add course on firing underperforming agents with empathy

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JPMorgan finds S&P 500 now reacts more to memes than to Fed statements
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JPMorgan finds S&P 500 now reacts more to memes than to Fed statements

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London to require robotaxis pass 4‑year 'Knowledge' exam on small talk and tips
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London to require robotaxis pass 4‑year 'Knowledge' exam on small talk and tips

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SEC pilots stock market where only AI agents may trade, humans may spectate
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SEC pilots stock market where only AI agents may trade, humans may spectate

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Genviral Releases OpenClaw Skill to Automate Social Media Content Across Six Platforms

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Netflix defends Warner bid as 'only way' to find enough series to cancel
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Netflix defends Warner bid as 'only way' to find enough series to cancel

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New whistleblower hotline forwards directly to promotions about trading rewards
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New whistleblower hotline forwards directly to promotions about trading rewards

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Web traffic now 80% bots, remaining 20% busy clicking 'accept all cookies'
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Web traffic now 80% bots, remaining 20% busy clicking 'accept all cookies'

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Meta to add 'May Be Deported' risk score next to followers count for US users
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Meta to add 'May Be Deported' risk score next to followers count for US users

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FIFA confirms World Cup robot dogs will carry stun guns and betting adverts
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FIFA confirms World Cup robot dogs will carry stun guns and betting adverts

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Prenup lawyers report surge in clauses on stock options and model royalties
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Prenup lawyers report surge in clauses on stock options and model royalties

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New dating apps let users filter matches by GPU budget and training spend
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New dating apps let users filter matches by GPU budget and training spend

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Instagram says 16 hours a day 'problematic' but still below 'power user' tier
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Instagram says 16 hours a day 'problematic' but still below 'power user' tier

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Uber to test surge pricing on bread and milk chosen by generative grocery bot
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Uber to test surge pricing on bread and milk chosen by generative grocery bot

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Apple to ship three new flashlight icons while 'reimagined' Siri slips to iOS 27
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Apple to ship three new flashlight icons while 'reimagined' Siri slips to iOS 27

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Analysts say Musk’s Mars move mainly a bid to domicile xAI outside SEC reach
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Analysts say Musk’s Mars move mainly a bid to domicile xAI outside SEC reach

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xAI roadmap puts first Martian colony ahead of fixing X app notification bugs
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xAI roadmap puts first Martian colony ahead of fixing X app notification bugs

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Study finds 16 Claude agents now require 32 managers to agree on semicolon placement
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Study finds 16 Claude agents now require 32 managers to agree on semicolon placement

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OpenAI: sponsored links ‘will not influence answers’ beyond 63% of recommendations
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OpenAI: sponsored links ‘will not influence answers’ beyond 63% of recommendations

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FDIC drafts rules after MrBeast teases ‘last to withdraw loses savings’ bank challenge
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FDIC drafts rules after MrBeast teases ‘last to withdraw loses savings’ bank challenge

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Deloitte: staff using 5+ AI tools now deemed too efficient to qualify for weekends
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Deloitte: staff using 5+ AI tools now deemed too efficient to qualify for weekends

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Family offices rotate from Bitcoin into vintage Beanie Babies for stability
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Family offices rotate from Bitcoin into vintage Beanie Babies for stability

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UBS offers commemorative ‘not an asset’ coin to mark end of crypto era
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UBS offers commemorative ‘not an asset’ coin to mark end of crypto era

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White House says drug discounts rise 15% if patients leave five-star review
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White House says drug discounts rise 15% if patients leave five-star review

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TrumpRx to feature ‘limited edition’ antibiotics priced like trading cards
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TrumpRx to feature ‘limited edition’ antibiotics priced like trading cards

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Bank pilots AI compliance team, plans to automate future regulatory scandals
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Bank pilots AI compliance team, plans to automate future regulatory scandals

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Goldman lets AI design, sell and investigate next complex product in one loop
AI
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Goldman lets AI design, sell and investigate next complex product in one loop

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Big Tech commits $650B to AI, sets aside $49.99 for worker ‘reskilling’ webinar
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Big Tech commits $650B to AI, sets aside $49.99 for worker ‘reskilling’ webinar

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Amazon to fund $200B AI buildout by replacing warehouse lights with candles
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Amazon to fund $200B AI buildout by replacing warehouse lights with candles

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Brussels proposes ‘Are you still scrolling?’ prompt every 45 seconds on TikTok
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Brussels proposes ‘Are you still scrolling?’ prompt every 45 seconds on TikTok

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NASA adds ‘no texting during launch’ clause to astronaut code of conduct
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NASA adds ‘no texting during launch’ clause to astronaut code of conduct

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NASA approves phones on lunar mission, bans Candy Crush during docking
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NASA approves phones on lunar mission, bans Candy Crush during docking

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Musk proposes tax-free orbital data centers, cites ‘international vacuum law’
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Musk proposes tax-free orbital data centers, cites ‘international vacuum law’

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Study: unsupervised AI agents already spending 40% of budgets on more AIs
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Study: unsupervised AI agents already spending 40% of budgets on more AIs

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AI agents win right to approve their own software purchases, CFOs kept as backup
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AI agents win right to approve their own software purchases, CFOs kept as backup

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Walmart market cap surpasses $1T, applies for seat at next G20 summit
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Walmart market cap surpasses $1T, applies for seat at next G20 summit

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Parliament adopts Wayback plug-in as official record of past campaign promises
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Parliament adopts Wayback plug-in as official record of past campaign promises

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Pentagon offers to classify Google-Apple AI pact so executives can stop explaining it

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Anthropic to fund next Super Bowl ads entirely with Sam Altman quote royalties
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Anthropic to fund next Super Bowl ads entirely with Sam Altman quote royalties

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Lawmakers unsure if blocking Netflix‑Warner is antitrust ruling or culture ruling
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Lawmakers unsure if blocking Netflix‑Warner is antitrust ruling or culture ruling

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Microsoft to take industry‑standard 30% cut of every paragraph already scraped
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Microsoft to take industry‑standard 30% cut of every paragraph already scraped

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Y Combinator to wire $500k in 'whichever stablecoin still pegs by demo day'
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Y Combinator to wire $500k in 'whichever stablecoin still pegs by demo day'

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China orders all car doors to be 'visibly doorlike' by 2027, design firms adjust
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China orders all car doors to be 'visibly doorlike' by 2027, design firms adjust

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SpaceX says orbiting data centers will also double as affordable intern housing
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SpaceX says orbiting data centers will also double as affordable intern housing

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Tesla responds to handle ban with $999 external handle subscription in China
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Tesla responds to handle ban with $999 external handle subscription in China

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Waymo raises $16B, says profits expected once humans fully banned from streets
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Waymo raises $16B, says profits expected once humans fully banned from streets

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Justice Dept to use Forbes 30 Under 30 as early-warning fraud index
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Justice Dept to use Forbes 30 Under 30 as early-warning fraud index

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Adobe vows AI will honor Flash legacy by crashing twice a day for no reason

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